Feb 19, 2020
The New Church Ladies: The Extremely Uptight World of "Social Justice"
Posted by Jim Goad

Hey, you That s right YOU Do you constantly find yourself grievously offended by racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, xenophobia, hatred, patriarchy, toxic masculinity, rape culture, and bigotry When you look around, do you find nearly everything unacceptable and problematic Do you take psychiatric medication to help you cope with all the world sHey, you That s right YOU Do you constantly find yourself grievously offended by racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, Islamophobia, xenophobia, hatred, patriarchy, toxic masculinity, rape culture, and bigotry When you look around, do you find nearly everything unacceptable and problematic Do you take psychiatric medication to help you cope with all the world s injustice Do you walk around wearing diapers on your heart all the time Are you relentlessly seeking safe spaces to get away from all the microaggressions that life unfairly hurls at you Do you cry when people say mean things Do you classify anyone who disagrees with you as a fascist, a bigot, a hater, a white supremacist, and a Nazi Do you believe that hate speech is different than free speech Do you often mistake mere words for literal violence Do you think that people should be beaten up, jailed, or even murdered for harboring or expressing right wing thoughts Have you ever chanted in public with a group of likeminded, politically motivated individuals Do you think that anyone who disagrees with you should lose their job Have you ever told anyone to check their privilege Are you convinced that you re on the right side of history Do you feel oppressed even though you ve never worked an honest day in your life and still receive handouts from your parents and the government Do you feel that social justice can be objectively defined and ultimately achieved Do you think straight white males are the primary source of all human suffering throughout global history If so YOU RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM, YOU UPTIGHT, CENSORIOUS, SELF RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE AND YOU ARE RUINING THE WORLD WITH YOUR PSYCHOTIC WITCH HUNTING, ENDLESS PROTESTING AND BOYCOTTING, AND MOST OF ALL YOUR ABSOLUTELY SMACKABLE LACK OF HUMOR YOU MAKE THE SALEM WITCH TRIALS AND THE McCARTHY ERA LOOK LIKE A NICE WARM BUBBLE BATH BY COMPARISON In The New Church Ladies, beloved author Jim Goad uses weaponized words, violent rhetoric, debunked and discredited pseudoscience, and shocking, unforgivable hate speech to explain why the people who are always fighting hate are the most hateful jerkoffs on the planetd why anyone who spends their life shaming others for not thinking like a perpetually miserable, microchip implanted, ideologically clubfooted, progressive brainwashed zombie Social Justice Warrior should be ashamed of themselves.

  • Title: The New Church Ladies: The Extremely Uptight World of "Social Justice"
  • Author: Jim Goad
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 326
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • The New Church Ladies The Extremely Uptight World of Social Justice Hey you That s right YOU Do you constantly find yourself grievously offended by racism sexism homophobia transphobia Islamophobia xenophobia hatred patriarchy toxic masculinity rape culture

    Thomas Caldwell

    WOW That was a trip The most anti politically incorrect book yet published that I have read And you know what s really amazing The guy is spot on in so many ways.I first came across the author back in the mid 1990s He was politically incorrect then, and was even a guest on Bill Maher s show of the same name But as Goad has gotten bitter over the years justifiably so , his wit and writing style has gotten even sharper Honed to a razor edge at this point.Goad is back, and he s back with a vengean [...]


    Jorge Rosas

    I enjoyed reading this books as it speaks the unspeakable of today s moralism and shows the bitter truth about its hypocrisy and unsustainable arguments, it s aimed at the U.S but applies almost anywhere with internet connection A problem with the use of internet and the death of free speech by the common use of public shaming and not letting the other side expose an argument is the focus of this book.


    Tristan Goding

    I can t think of a single person I would recommend Jim Goad s writings to off the top of my head The reactions are always the same from everyone I ve lent his material to You love his and Debbie s, RIP brutal writingsuntil you find something that offends you Then you end up taking what he has to say personally and that ruins him for you Jim Goad is a scumbag His fans know it, his readers know it, his critics know it, even he knows it and he even wrote a really good book about it Calling him a sc [...]


    Anna H

    I have to love a man who isn t afraid to speak truth to power in this case, taking today s media thought police to task skewering the political correctness that permeates every news story, social media post, television show and film modern audiences encounter Through the book s two parts one a critique and one a parody, Goad takes a stand against white, straight guilt with his very, very special brand of humor and sarcasm Goad has been around for a while, and if the holier than thou powers that [...]


    Jacob

    The quickest way to get me to read a book is for a group of people to be outraged about it I know it hit a nerve and is most likely true Especially if the only retort against it is to whine like a child and sling mud like a caveman What an enjoyable read, if not just for the salty, salty tears ideologues have shed over it It helps that Jim is a good writer, but I probably would ve given it 5 stars even if he wasn t It s good to see someone who s honest, a quality in short supply these days If yo [...]


    Matt

    Usually when people type lol, it s total bullshit Not in this case I LITERALLY laughed out loud multiple times reading this critique of PC culture And, I could see some of the chapters in the parody section being taken seriously by the subjects of the mockery Best thing I ve read all year, highly recommend.


    Joseph Hirsch

    I ll occasionally still read Taki s Magazine, though it s mostly for Kathy Shaidle at this point, since the best writers over there Derbyshire, Sailer, et al are double posting at other outlets I d rather read anyway.Jim Goad was never my favorite at Taki, though I admit he can be humorous and insightful in small doses Reading all of his essays compiled together in one place makes his deficiencies too glaring, though He writes as if he s trying to cram a joke into every sentence, and the cumula [...]


    Fiannawolf

    Very amusing commentary And people wonder why I mostly read indie sci fi nowadays Those books are interested in telling stories, not soap boxing, so get this book if you feel like busting a gut over how over the top PC culture is shooting itself in the foot.


    Ross

    I am a big fan of Jim Goad, and he has created a solid book The satire in the last quarter of the book is perfect.


    Chumley Pawkins

    Obscene, hilarious, profane, provocative and pretty much right about everything.



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